selfdoubtandsyphilis: dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
mowwwg: “you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!” the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
captainalice: jackthebard: jaaaaaaaaaackfrost: don’t even try to say that you wouldn’t consider kissing a genderbent version of yourself or just another version of yourself either way you know you would Totally okay with this. are you fucking kidding i would make the fuck out with a genderbent version of myself
have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it because i have
barbells-and-highheels: That awkward moment when you try to eat healthy and end up binging. Again. My life is great xo
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob is this what girls do yup
purelyincentive: bedquest: dear fucking tumblr this is a fucking bumblebee this is a fucking bee this is a fucking hornet this is a fucking wasp as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are Like women?
someone saying that they’ve missed you or that they appreciate you or that something reminded them of you basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
absconds: absconds: if u have a crush on me please stand up
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
ambassador-of-anguish: shouldertappingghosts: If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
overaaalls: when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
elysionsprincess: vanehsensei: slenderlock: singarequiem: techno4tomcats: People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer No seriously oh my fucking god OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK I CAN’T BREATHE “I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
crybabe: wow you have the best taste in music unzip ur pants