May 2013
selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
mowwwg:
“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”
the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact
captainalice:
jackthebard:
jaaaaaaaaaackfrost:
don’t even try to say that you wouldn’t consider kissing a genderbent version of yourself
or just another version of yourself
either way
you know you would
Totally okay with this.
are you fucking kidding i would make the fuck out with a genderbent version of myself
have you ever fallen in love with a song and put it on repeat for 8 days straight and literally bathed in it and memorized every word and breath and drum beat and guitar string and just married it because wow perfect and then overplayed it and got bored of it but still had a special place in your heart for it
because i have
barbells-and-highheels:
That awkward moment when you try to eat healthy and end up binging. Again.
My life is great xo
do you ever just sit there with your hand on your boob
is this what girls do
yup
purelyincentive:
bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
Like women?
someone saying that they’ve missed you
or that they appreciate you
or that something reminded them of you
basically someone making you feel that they’ve thought of you and that you being around means something to them
absconds:
absconds:
if u have a crush on me please stand up
at least when you are hanging out with yourself, you get to pick the music
ambassador-of-anguish:
shouldertappingghosts:
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate...
overaaalls:
when i look at myself in the mirror i feel like one of those really detailed spongebob paintings
elysionsprincess:
vanehsensei:
slenderlock:
singarequiem:
techno4tomcats:
People are insane on this product review of a banana slicer
No seriously
oh my fucking god
OH MY GOD I REBLOGGED THIS BEFORE I READ THE COMMENTS AND HOLY FUCK
I CAN’T BREATHE
“I tried the banana slicer and found it unacceptable. As shown in the picture, the slices is curved from left to right. All of my...
crybabe:
wow you have the best taste in music
unzip ur pants
