Touch my food; suffer the consequences. →
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My socially awkward life
me: good thanks
Me: Ugh, why am I single?
*Looks in mirror*
Me: Oh, that's why.
When that one kid reminds the teacher you had...
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did you know if you say bloody marry 3 times in the mirror at 1am your mom will tell you to shut the fuck up and go to bed
That one-day popularity on Facebook because it's... →
What always ends up happening when I have to speak... →
parents: why are you awake so early
me: who said i went to sleep